I present to you a collage of why I hate Facebook!
1 - People just moan constantly
2 - This is a great use of everyone's time
3 - Didn't want to play the first 20 times you asked me
4 - People are always after sympathy.
5 - Doesn't involve the other 400 people on your friends list now does it? :')
6 - Thanks for letting me know, I like being in the loop.
7 - Want a cuddle? Got feet, so use em!